I plan to go into this blindsided and just make stuff up.

Dear dearest invisible readers of my silliness; HAI.
Did you all see the movie Tangled? So dreamy. That part when the lanterns descend on them.........excuse me while I widen my eyes kitten-like and, tucking my clasped hands under my chin, squeal "AWWWWW HOW CUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!" I've been feeling romantic as of late, to say the least. And I must admit I swooned and fell about laughing when Flynn Ryder said "I know not who you are or how I came to be here with you but may I just say; HAI (Insert stupid grin)" So that's what I did with my week, that and work. Yes, I realize it is unorthodox for an unknown writer not to be an unemployed alcoholic living at home but I have big plans for my future and I won't let what people call 'selling out' destroy that. So there. Now if you don't mind, I am going to write a poem about 'Tangled'. Because I am a loop-de-loop and I feel compelled to live my life to it's extent as such.

Fairy Tales

An old-timey lady
with locks of love and stuff
and those wide green eyes,
like her mother a bit.
That's the problem with women,
they always become like their mothers.
Men never do.

Hey doll face,
did it surprise you
when you found your heart in his sack?
I don't suppose you believed that bit,
until the smoulder set in,
and your eyes grew wide
inside of his.
Charm is never dead,
even if chivalry is.

This would be a good time for a joke
about how he stole your heart
y'know, considering that he's a thief...
but let's move beyond that,
to the part of the show
where you ride off into the sunset
on his white horse,
graceful as always,
at the words flutter across the screen,
'and they lived
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.'

This is the part where I sign out in an 1/2 sarcastic, 1/2 adorkable way. So, insert that here.
Bye