You know when some tosser gives you a good whack on the mug and from it rises the Fat Lip? And you spend the rest of the day singing this song, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdxZyzljpQE But that may be just me. Anyway, Fat Lips, I have one. Well, I had one leastwise, it has recently turned into the Fat Lips' ugly cousin; the Pink and Purple lip. Because I ran into the fridge. Yes, the fridge. And for the rest of the week I shall be wildly in love with red lipstick and holding my head at a strange tilt to hide the deformity. Mainly, because few people will believe the excuse, 'I ran into the fridge', because it's not exactly plausible.
Sad Salute to a Swollen Face
Commence crying
as thine eyes glance upon
what was once fair expanse
of full pink lip
But dry your tears
this is a great excuse
not to kiss
that persistent
neighbor boy.
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